How's That Workin' Out For You?

Well, no surprise here. The Vatican honchos at last week's gathering to discuss condom use simply decided to maintain the Church's position that condoms are sinful under any circumstances, and that anyone in a position to use a condom should practice abstinence instead. Abstinence is the Catholic strategy for everything involving sex. It should be remembered that the Church has depleted its vast wealth to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars to pay off the victims of pedophilia suffered at the hands of Catholic priests-- all of whom swore a vow to practice lifelong abstinence. So here's my question to the self-deluded idiots in Rome: "How's that abstinence thing workin' out for you?"